If the data doesn't fit your conclusion, ignore it.You don't have to establish an alternate theory of the death just keep harping that the missing shoe "can't be explained." If an obvious suicide is discovered wearing only one shoe, ignore the physical evidence of self-inflicted death and dwell on the missing shoe. Make sure every inconsistency or unexplained detail you can dredge up is offered as evidence of a conspiracy, no matter how insignificant or pointless it may be.When an autopsy contradicts a "mysterious death" theory, dispute it when none was performed because none was needed, claim that "no autopsy was allowed." Make liberal use of words such as 'allegedly' and 'supposedly' to dismiss facts you can't support or contradict with hard evidence. Every self-inflicted death discussed must include the phrase "ruled a suicide" to imply just the opposite.
Make sure every death is presented as "mysterious." All accidental deaths are to be labelled "suspicious," even though by definition accidents occur when something unexpected goes wrong. By the time readers get to the bottom of the list, they'll be too weary to wonder what could possibly be relevant about the death of people such as Bill Clinton's mother's chiropractor. The longer the list, the more impressive it looks and the less likely anyone will be to challenge it. It doesn't matter how these people died, or how tangential they were to your subject's life.
In a frenzied media climate where the Chief Executive couldn't boff a White House intern without the whole world finding out every niggling detail of each encounter and demanding his removal from office, are we seriously to believe the same man had been having double handfuls of detractors and former friends murdered with impunity?ĭon't be swayed by the number of names listed on screeds like this. We shouldn't have to tell anyone not to believe this claptrap, but we will anyway. According to those lists, close to fifty colleagues, advisors, and citizens who were about to testify against the Clintons died in suspect circumstances, with the unstated implication being that Bill Clinton or his henchmen were behind each untimely demise. Multiple versions of lengthy lists of deaths associated with Bill Clinton have been circulating online for about twenty years now (including the latest iteration, titled "The List of Clinton Associates Who Allegedly Died Mysteriously.